{"product_id":"9oz-soy-candle-funny-office-quote-you-have-an-answer-for-everything-dont-ask-me-questions","title":"9oz Soy Candle — Funny Office Quote: “You Have An Answer For Everything \/ Don't Ask Me Questions”","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"82\"\u003eAt Candle Realm Studios, Mr. Grindle didn’t just ask questions—he \u003cem data-start=\"66\" data-end=\"76\"\u003elaunched\u003c\/em\u003e them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"84\" data-end=\"191\"\u003e“Why is this late?”\u003cbr data-start=\"103\" data-end=\"106\"\u003e“Why is that formatted like that?”\u003cbr data-start=\"140\" data-end=\"143\"\u003e“Why didn’t you do it the way I said yesterday?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"193\" data-end=\"248\"\u003eEvery question came sharp. Fast. Never quite satisfied.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"250\" data-end=\"298\"\u003eAnd every time—without hesitation—Jake answered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"300\" data-end=\"325\"\u003eClear. Logical. Accurate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"327\" data-end=\"366\"\u003eWhich, somehow, only made things worse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"368\" data-end=\"475\"\u003eBecause no matter how solid the answer was, Mr. Grindle would squint at it like it personally offended him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"477\" data-end=\"501\"\u003eFinally, it boiled over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"503\" data-end=\"622\"\u003eHe stepped forward, pointing like he was delivering a closing argument in court.\u003cbr data-start=\"583\" data-end=\"586\"\u003e“You have an answer for everything!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"624\" data-end=\"651\"\u003eThe office went dead quiet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"653\" data-end=\"777\"\u003eJake looked at him—not annoyed, not nervous… just steady. Like someone who had already solved the problem ten questions ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"779\" data-end=\"796\"\u003eThere was a beat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"798\" data-end=\"828\"\u003eThen Jake spoke, calm as ever:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"830\" data-end=\"876\"\u003e“That’s because you keep asking me questions.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"878\" data-end=\"946\"\u003eA few heads turned. Someone in the back stopped typing mid-sentence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"948\" data-end=\"1029\"\u003eMr. Grindle opened his mouth, ready to fire off another one—but nothing came out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1031\" data-end=\"1104\"\u003eJake gave a small shrug, like it was the most obvious thing in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1106\" data-end=\"1178\"\u003eThen he said it—the line that landed harder than anything else that day:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1180\" data-end=\"1246\"\u003e“If you don’t ask me questions… then I don’t have to answer them.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1248\" data-end=\"1267\"\u003eAnd just like that—\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1269\" data-end=\"1287\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eNo more questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA hand-poured 9 oz soy candle that fills a room with layered, thoughtfully blended fragrance and a warm, clean glow. Made from a 100% natural soy wax blend with a cotton wick, this candle burns clean for approximately 50–60 hours inside a reusable glass jar with a glossy permanent label. Choose from twelve carefully composed scents — from cozy cinnamon vanilla and Christmas Warmth to bright Apple Harvest, coastal Sea Salt + Orchid, or the subtlety of Unscented. Each scent is infused with natural essential oils and formulated without parabens, phthalates, synthetic dyes, plastics, or animal products, so it’s gentle on indoor air and aligned with eco-conscious homes. The jar cleans easily after use and becomes a simple decor piece or storage vessel, and the candle is assembled in the USA to meet ASTM safety standards.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% natural soy wax blend with 100% cotton wick\u003cbr\u003e- Burn time: 50–60 hours in a reusable glass jar\u003cbr\u003e- Twelve scent choices including Apple Harvest, Sea Salt + Orchid, Cinnamon Vanilla, and Unscented\u003cbr\u003e- Vegan, non-toxic formula — no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates\u003cbr\u003e- Complies with ASTM safety standards; glossy permanent adhesive label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. 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