{"product_id":"chocolate-splash-mens-boxer-briefs-funny-drip-print-aop","title":"Code Brown Stain Averted Men's Boxer Briefs – Funny Drip Print AOP","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"127\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eIntroducing the legendary \u003cstrong data-end=\"48\" data-start=\"26\"\u003eCode Brown Boxers™\u003c\/strong\u003e — the only underwear bold enough to admit that accidents happen before you do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"238\" data-start=\"129\"\u003eWe’ve all been there…\u003cbr data-end=\"153\" data-start=\"150\"\u003eOne risky fart.\u003cbr data-end=\"171\" data-start=\"168\"\u003eOne gas station burrito.\u003cbr data-end=\"198\" data-start=\"195\"\u003eOne “I think I can make it home” moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"254\" data-start=\"240\"\u003eThen suddenly…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"286\" data-start=\"256\"\u003e🚨 \u003cstrong data-end=\"283\" data-start=\"259\"\u003eCODE BROWN ACTIVATED\u003c\/strong\u003e 🚨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"337\" data-start=\"288\"\u003eBut now? No panic. No shame. No ruined underwear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"343\" data-start=\"339\"\u003eWhy?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"414\" data-start=\"345\"\u003eBecause these beauties come \u003cstrong data-end=\"388\" data-start=\"373\"\u003ePRE-STAINED\u003c\/strong\u003e right out of the package.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"590\" data-start=\"416\"\u003eFeaturing:\u003cbr\u003e🟤 Authentic “Back Blast” brown splatter design\u003cbr data-end=\"477\" data-start=\"474\"\u003e🟡 Premium “Front Splash” yellow drip technology\u003cbr data-end=\"528\" data-start=\"525\"\u003e💥 Realistic accident aesthetics for maximum emotional support\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"643\" data-start=\"592\"\u003eNow when disaster strikes, you can confidently say:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-end=\"686\" data-start=\"645\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"686\" data-start=\"647\"\u003e“Relax… they already looked like this.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"700\" data-start=\"688\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"853\" data-start=\"701\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"718\" data-start=\"701\"\u003eLong road trips\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"734\" data-start=\"719\"\u003eTaco Tuesdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"753\" data-start=\"735\"\u003eGaming marathons\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"779\" data-start=\"754\"\u003eTrusting the wrong fart\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"804\" data-start=\"780\"\u003eSurviving buffet night\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"853\" data-start=\"805\"\u003e“Probably shouldn’t have had dairy” situations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"931\" data-start=\"855\"\u003eThese aren’t just underwear.\u003cbr data-end=\"886\" data-start=\"883\"\u003eThey’re confidence armor for chaotic moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"978\" data-start=\"933\"\u003eBecause you can’t ruin what’s already ruined.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e  These boxer briefs bring a playful, irreverent energy to everyday wear. Soft, lightweight polyester feels smooth against the skin while the stretchy waistband stays put through long days. The design uses bold, high-contrast prints: a dripping gold splash and a chocolate-brown splatter that sit front and back for a cheeky, tongue-in-cheek look. They’re great for someone with a sense of humor who wants undergarments that spark smiles — worn under jeans for a weekend out or kept for cozy nights in. Breathable and low-profile, they move with you and keep the artwork crisp wash after wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight 100% polyester with soft two-sided fleece finish\u003cbr\u003e- Elastic, comfortable waistband for all-day wear\u003cbr\u003e- Vivid, long-lasting sublimation print that won’t fade\u003cbr\u003e- Regular fit with extra-light 3.8 oz\/yd² (129 g\/m²) fabric\u003cbr\u003e- Printed care label inside for easy maintenance\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Dry flat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black stitching","offer_id":47910042075354,"sku":"11226383157363131554","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black stitching","offer_id":47910042108122,"sku":"56398978892013803570","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black stitching","offer_id":47910042140890,"sku":"24177457055582105683","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black stitching","offer_id":47910042173658,"sku":"12028441074371758583","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black stitching","offer_id":47910042206426,"sku":"13004018843840410473","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black stitching","offer_id":47910042239194,"sku":"33140639183215574755","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black stitching","offer_id":47910042271962,"sku":"10512591983536569287","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0797\/1867\/8746\/files\/3543853382704935090_2048.jpg?v=1779549042","url":"https:\/\/fun-gamer-dog-tag-bank-card-stickers.myshopify.com\/products\/chocolate-splash-mens-boxer-briefs-funny-drip-print-aop","provider":"Dog Tag Stickers\/acandlestore.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}