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A large conch is, in fact, a noteworthy discovery. Rare. Majestic. Possibly even Instagram-worthy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"709\" data-end=\"733\"\u003eBut the way she said it?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"735\" data-end=\"746\"\u003eThat pause.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"748\" data-end=\"758\"\u003eThat tone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"760\" data-end=\"772\"\u003eThat \u003cem data-start=\"765\" data-end=\"771\"\u003elook\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"774\" data-end=\"908\"\u003eSuddenly, the seagulls stopped mid-squawk. Even the waves seemed to hesitate, like, “Wait… are we still talking about seashells here?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"910\" data-end=\"980\"\u003eThe guy, trying to play it cool, nodded. “Yeah… I found it out there.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"982\" data-end=\"1054\"\u003eShe leaned in a little closer, still staring. “You must be… very proud.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1056\" data-end=\"1177\"\u003e“Oh, absolutely,” he said, gripping it just a \u003cem data-start=\"1102\" data-end=\"1107\"\u003ebit\u003c\/em\u003e tighter. “Takes a lot of… effort to come across something like this.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1179\" data-end=\"1279\"\u003eA lifeguard in the distance removed his sunglasses slowly, sensing something historic was unfolding.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1281\" data-end=\"1386\"\u003eShe crossed her arms, still smiling. “I mean, I’ve seen conchs before… but that one? 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