{"product_id":"do-not-disturb-black-cat-candle-i-havent-had-my-coffee-scented-soy-candle","title":"Do Not Disturb Black Cat Candle — \"I Haven't Had My Coffee\" Scented Soy Candle","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"158\"\u003eIn a quiet corner of the Candle Realm—where the air smells faintly of incense and roasted coffee beans—there exists a being known only as \u003cstrong data-start=\"138\" data-end=\"157\"\u003eMidnight Oracle\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"160\" data-end=\"263\"\u003eBy day, he is just a black cat… but before his first sip of coffee, he is something far more dangerous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"501\"\u003eEach morning, before the world wakes, Midnight Oracle settles into his sacred meditation pose. Candles flicker to life on their own. Crystals hum softly. And one by one, tarot cards begin to rise, orbiting him like tiny portals of fate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"503\" data-end=\"628\"\u003eThe Moon whispers secrets.\u003cbr data-start=\"529\" data-end=\"532\"\u003eThe Magician crackles with untapped power.\u003cbr data-start=\"574\" data-end=\"577\"\u003eThe Tower… well, that one everyone keeps an eye on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"703\"\u003eBut none of these forces—ancient, mystical, or cosmic—dare interrupt him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"777\"\u003eBecause beneath the floating cards and glowing aura sits a simple truth:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"779\" data-end=\"808\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"779\" data-end=\"808\"\u003eHe hasn’t had his coffee.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"1050\"\u003eLegend says that if disturbed during this sacred pre-coffee meditation, the balance of the universe may… temporarily collapse. Fortunes reverse. Milk curdles instantly. Wi-Fi signals vanish. And somewhere, somehow… your day just goes wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1052\" data-end=\"1124\"\u003eSo the Candle Friends long ago made a rule, etched into the lore itself:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1126\" data-end=\"1147\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1126\" data-end=\"1147\"\u003e“Do not disturb.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1149\" data-end=\"1207\"\u003eNot because he’s meditating…\u003cbr data-start=\"1177\" data-end=\"1180\"\u003eNot because of the tarot…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1209\" data-end=\"1252\"\u003e…but because until that first sip is taken…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1280\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1277\"\u003eeven destiny waits.\u003c\/strong\u003e ☕✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLight this hand-poured soy candle and step into a small, private ritual. The label shows a meditative black cat, tarot cards and candlelight—quiet magic for a slow morning. Soft notes of Vanilla Bean, the warm hug of Comfort Spice, or a clean Sea Breeze ease tension and make ordinary moments feel intentional. Burn it while you sip coffee, sort tarot spreads, journal, or simply hold a calm corner of the day. The reusable glass vessel becomes a keepsake once the wax is gone; the gray gift box protects the design and arrives ready to present.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% natural soy wax, hand-poured from USA-farmed soybeans\u003cbr\u003e- Three scent options: Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, Sea Breeze\u003cbr\u003e- Reusable 3″ × 5″ glass vessel with permanent adhesive label\u003cbr\u003e- Eco wick (100% cotton) and non-toxic, plastic- and lead-free formula\u003cbr\u003e- Long burn time: approximately 70–80 hours; packaged in a gray gift box\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1\/4\" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1\/2\" of wax remaining.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Comfort Spice \/ 13.75oz","offer_id":47732561674458,"sku":"16067037614155074055","price":27.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sea Breeze \/ 13.75oz","offer_id":47732561707226,"sku":"23661631756517032466","price":27.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vanilla Bean \/ 13.75oz","offer_id":47732561739994,"sku":"24678367835954192612","price":27.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0797\/1867\/8746\/files\/3917300965394866294_2048.jpg?v=1776718573","url":"https:\/\/fun-gamer-dog-tag-bank-card-stickers.myshopify.com\/products\/do-not-disturb-black-cat-candle-i-havent-had-my-coffee-scented-soy-candle","provider":"Dog Tag Stickers\/acandlestore.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}