{"product_id":"do-not-disturb-black-cat-candle-witchy-goblincore-scented-soy-candle","title":"Do Not Disturb Black Cat Candle, Witchy Goblincore Scented Soy Candle","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"158\"\u003eIn a quiet corner of the Candle Realm—where the air smells faintly of incense and roasted coffee beans—there exists a being known only as \u003cstrong data-start=\"138\" data-end=\"157\"\u003eMidnight Oracle\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"160\" data-end=\"263\"\u003eBy day, he is just a black cat… but before his first sip of coffee, he is something far more dangerous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"501\"\u003eEach morning, before the world wakes, Midnight Oracle settles into his sacred meditation pose. Candles flicker to life on their own. Crystals hum softly. And one by one, tarot cards begin to rise, orbiting him like tiny portals of fate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"503\" data-end=\"628\"\u003eThe Moon whispers secrets.\u003cbr data-start=\"529\" data-end=\"532\"\u003eThe Magician crackles with untapped power.\u003cbr data-start=\"574\" data-end=\"577\"\u003eThe Tower… well, that one everyone keeps an eye on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"703\"\u003eBut none of these forces—ancient, mystical, or cosmic—dare interrupt him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"777\"\u003eBecause beneath the floating cards and glowing aura sits a simple truth:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"779\" data-end=\"808\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"779\" data-end=\"808\"\u003eHe hasn’t had his coffee.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"1050\"\u003eLegend says that if disturbed during this sacred pre-coffee meditation, the balance of the universe may… temporarily collapse. Fortunes reverse. Milk curdles instantly. Wi-Fi signals vanish. And somewhere, somehow… your day just goes wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1052\" data-end=\"1124\"\u003eSo the Candle Friends long ago made a rule, etched into the lore itself:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1126\" data-end=\"1147\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1126\" data-end=\"1147\"\u003e“Do not disturb.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1149\" data-end=\"1207\"\u003eNot because he’s meditating…\u003cbr data-start=\"1177\" data-end=\"1180\"\u003eNot because of the tarot…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1209\" data-end=\"1252\"\u003e…but because until that first sip is taken…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1280\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1277\"\u003eeven destiny waits.\u003c\/strong\u003e ☕✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA small soy candle wrapped in playful witchy vibes — a dark-neutral label shows a grumpy familiar lounging among crystals and mushrooms beneath crescent moons with the tongue-in-cheek line “Do Not Disturb.” Scents range from earthy herbals to oceanic and spiced fruit, letting alt-aesthetic shoppers add a subtle ritual glow that complements goblincore, cottagecore-adjacent, and chaos-energy spaces. The reusable glass jar and natural wax make it an eco-conscious accent for nightstands, alt-decor shelves, or reading nooks where a little mischief is welcome. Product features - 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar - One size: 2.8″ × 3.5\" (7.1cm × 8.9cm) - Burning time: 50-60 hours - Choose from 12 different aromatic scents (including Unscented) - Compliant with ASTM safety standards Care instructions - Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. 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