{"product_id":"do-not-disturb-cat-coffee-blanket-witchy-goblincore-celestial-crystals","title":"Do Not Disturb Cat Coffee Blanket | witchy goblincore, celestial crystals","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"158\"\u003eIn a quiet corner of the Candle Realm—where the air smells faintly of incense and roasted coffee beans—there exists a being known only as \u003cstrong data-start=\"138\" data-end=\"157\"\u003eMidnight Oracle\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"160\" data-end=\"263\"\u003eBy day, he is just a black cat… but before his first sip of coffee, he is something far more dangerous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"501\"\u003eEach morning, before the world wakes, Midnight Oracle settles into his sacred meditation pose. Candles flicker to life on their own. Crystals hum softly. And one by one, tarot cards begin to rise, orbiting him like tiny portals of fate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"503\" data-end=\"628\"\u003eThe Moon whispers secrets.\u003cbr data-start=\"529\" data-end=\"532\"\u003eThe Magician crackles with untapped power.\u003cbr data-start=\"574\" data-end=\"577\"\u003eThe Tower… well, that one everyone keeps an eye on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"703\"\u003eBut none of these forces—ancient, mystical, or cosmic—dare interrupt him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"777\"\u003eBecause beneath the floating cards and glowing aura sits a simple truth:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"779\" data-end=\"808\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"779\" data-end=\"808\"\u003eHe hasn’t had his coffee.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"1050\"\u003eLegend says that if disturbed during this sacred pre-coffee meditation, the balance of the universe may… temporarily collapse. Fortunes reverse. Milk curdles instantly. Wi-Fi signals vanish. And somewhere, somehow… your day just goes wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1052\" data-end=\"1124\"\u003eSo the Candle Friends long ago made a rule, etched into the lore itself:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1126\" data-end=\"1147\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1126\" data-end=\"1147\"\u003e“Do not disturb.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1149\" data-end=\"1207\"\u003eNot because he’s meditating…\u003cbr data-start=\"1177\" data-end=\"1180\"\u003eNot because of the tarot…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1209\" data-end=\"1252\"\u003e…but because until that first sip is taken…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1280\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1277\"\u003eeven destiny waits.\u003c\/strong\u003e ☕✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA plush velveteen blanket featuring a witchy, goblincore-adjacent mascot seated among glowing mushrooms and crystals with a tongue-in-cheek “Do Not Disturb \/ I Haven’t Had Coffee” banner. Dark-neutral palette with jewel-tone accents and rune-like crescent motifs gives a mischievous, familiar-vibes look—made to curl up under while embracing playful oddity or layering into a nature-focused alt aesthetic. Product features - 100% polyester or 83% polyester, 17% spandex options - Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz\/yd² \/ 300 g\/m²), extra soft to the touch - Print on one side with high detail and vibrant color - Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability - Meets flammability and chemical compliance standards (lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes, formaldehyde) Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not iron - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not bleach - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":47732545814746,"sku":"27764455671024018599","price":22.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":47732545847514,"sku":"10396109868698897594","price":38.86,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":47732545880282,"sku":"50662022980292972020","price":53.22,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0797\/1867\/8746\/files\/464072337013698575_2048.jpg?v=1776574708","url":"https:\/\/fun-gamer-dog-tag-bank-card-stickers.myshopify.com\/products\/do-not-disturb-cat-coffee-blanket-witchy-goblincore-celestial-crystals","provider":"Dog Tag Stickers\/acandlestore.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}