In a quiet corner of the Candle Realm—where the air smells faintly of incense and roasted coffee beans—there exists a being known only as Midnight Oracle.

By day, he is just a black cat… but before his first sip of coffee, he is something far more dangerous.

Each morning, before the world wakes, Midnight Oracle settles into his sacred meditation pose. Candles flicker to life on their own. Crystals hum softly. And one by one, tarot cards begin to rise, orbiting him like tiny portals of fate.

The Moon whispers secrets.
The Magician crackles with untapped power.
The Tower… well, that one everyone keeps an eye on.

But none of these forces—ancient, mystical, or cosmic—dare interrupt him.

Because beneath the floating cards and glowing aura sits a simple truth:

He hasn’t had his coffee.

Legend says that if disturbed during this sacred pre-coffee meditation, the balance of the universe may… temporarily collapse. Fortunes reverse. Milk curdles instantly. Wi-Fi signals vanish. And somewhere, somehow… your day just goes wrong.

So the Candle Friends long ago made a rule, etched into the lore itself:

“Do not disturb.”

Not because he’s meditating…
Not because of the tarot…

…but because until that first sip is taken…

even destiny waits. ☕✨

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