{"product_id":"do-not-disturb-cat-patch-tee-witchy-goblincore-chaos-energy","title":"Do Not Disturb Cat Patch Tee | witchy goblincore, chaos energy","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"158\"\u003eIn a quiet corner of the Candle Realm—where the air smells faintly of incense and roasted coffee beans—there exists a being known only as \u003cstrong data-start=\"138\" data-end=\"157\"\u003eMidnight Oracle\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"160\" data-end=\"263\"\u003eBy day, he is just a black cat… but before his first sip of coffee, he is something far more dangerous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"501\"\u003eEach morning, before the world wakes, Midnight Oracle settles into his sacred meditation pose. Candles flicker to life on their own. Crystals hum softly. And one by one, tarot cards begin to rise, orbiting him like tiny portals of fate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"503\" data-end=\"628\"\u003eThe Moon whispers secrets.\u003cbr data-start=\"529\" data-end=\"532\"\u003eThe Magician crackles with untapped power.\u003cbr data-start=\"574\" data-end=\"577\"\u003eThe Tower… well, that one everyone keeps an eye on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"703\"\u003eBut none of these forces—ancient, mystical, or cosmic—dare interrupt him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"777\"\u003eBecause beneath the floating cards and glowing aura sits a simple truth:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"779\" data-end=\"808\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"779\" data-end=\"808\"\u003eHe hasn’t had his coffee.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"1050\"\u003eLegend says that if disturbed during this sacred pre-coffee meditation, the balance of the universe may… temporarily collapse. Fortunes reverse. Milk curdles instantly. Wi-Fi signals vanish. And somewhere, somehow… your day just goes wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1052\" data-end=\"1124\"\u003eSo the Candle Friends long ago made a rule, etched into the lore itself:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1126\" data-end=\"1147\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1126\" data-end=\"1147\"\u003e“Do not disturb.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1149\" data-end=\"1207\"\u003eNot because he’s meditating…\u003cbr data-start=\"1177\" data-end=\"1180\"\u003eNot because of the tarot…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1209\" data-end=\"1252\"\u003e…but because until that first sip is taken…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1280\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1277\"\u003eeven destiny waits.\u003c\/strong\u003e ☕✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Do Not Disturb” witchy tee blending mischievous goblincore charm with cozy cottagecore accents. The design centers on a lounging familiar-style black cat surrounded by iridescent crystals, crescent moons, and rune-adjacent ornamentation—artwork that reads both mystical and tongue-in-cheek. Rendered in dark neutrals with jewel-toned highlights, the shirt gives off playful chaos-energy for those who lean into oddities and self-expressive alt-fashion. Lightweight and breathable, this unisex jersey tee layers easily under jackets or wears alone for casual, everyday looks in alternative wardrobes. The subtle celestial and crystal motifs align with the “magic aesthetic” trend vocabulary—witchy, goblincore, and chaos energy—so it surfaces for shoppers looking for mystical identity pieces. Audience and use: Fans of witchy, goblincore, and cottagecore-adjacent styles who want an eccentric, wearable statement for everyday wear, going out to shows, or casual meetups where playful occult motifs are appreciated. Product features - 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001), lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) - Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for shape retention - Ribbed knit collar with seam, shoulder tape, and tear-away label - Sleeve and neck label printing via DTF or DTG depending on provider - REACH certified; country of origin: blank product sourced from Honduras Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":47732539523290,"sku":"24682203880859886245","price":19.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":47732539556058,"sku":"20255028720121085897","price":18.89,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47732539588826,"sku":"13260160061306984201","price":18.46,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47732539621594,"sku":"22073085035699193543","price":18.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":47732539654362,"sku":"22923884315081221026","price":19.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":47732539687130,"sku":"63250454865666027778","price":19.02,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47732539719898,"sku":"16746178966802768033","price":19.02,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Natural","offer_id":47732539752666,"sku":"97146586298344622901","price":18.67,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47732539785434,"sku":"31780046498305601209","price":18.64,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":47732539818202,"sku":"10205106241057932846","price":19.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":47732539850970,"sku":"85848230975111213192","price":18.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47732539883738,"sku":"55496083026653918244","price":19.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Natural","offer_id":47732539916506,"sku":"23807622260526522238","price":18.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47732539949274,"sku":"38190039600663550073","price":19.09,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":47732539982042,"sku":"26435921066506611488","price":18.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":47732540014810,"sku":"26553482920903270471","price":18.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47732540047578,"sku":"24116083827855682091","price":18.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Natural","offer_id":47732540080346,"sku":"15254139796429934079","price":18.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47732540113114,"sku":"15677330450729577265","price":18.92,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":47732540145882,"sku":"18015503199251311766","price":18.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":47732540178650,"sku":"15476549394697815673","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47732540211418,"sku":"13072865694482232889","price":23.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":47732540244186,"sku":"20256190657007560730","price":22.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47732540276954,"sku":"29125136610909375709","price":22.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":47732540309722,"sku":"69406991608668505926","price":22.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":47732540342490,"sku":"31065940381457347780","price":27.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47732540375258,"sku":"23773750962418698034","price":27.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":47732540408026,"sku":"17888098817131900765","price":27.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47732540440794,"sku":"65753312239264508563","price":30.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/fun-gamer-dog-tag-bank-card-stickers.myshopify.com\/products\/do-not-disturb-cat-patch-tee-witchy-goblincore-chaos-energy","provider":"Dog Tag Stickers\/acandlestore.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}