{"product_id":"do-not-disturb-kiss-cut-sticker-witchy-goblincore-celestial-vibes","title":"Do Not Disturb — Kiss-Cut Sticker | witchy, goblincore, celestial vibes","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"158\"\u003eIn a quiet corner of the Candle Realm—where the air smells faintly of incense and roasted coffee beans—there exists a being known only as \u003cstrong data-start=\"138\" data-end=\"157\"\u003eMidnight Oracle\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"160\" data-end=\"263\"\u003eBy day, he is just a black cat… but before his first sip of coffee, he is something far more dangerous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"501\"\u003eEach morning, before the world wakes, Midnight Oracle settles into his sacred meditation pose. Candles flicker to life on their own. Crystals hum softly. And one by one, tarot cards begin to rise, orbiting him like tiny portals of fate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"503\" data-end=\"628\"\u003eThe Moon whispers secrets.\u003cbr data-start=\"529\" data-end=\"532\"\u003eThe Magician crackles with untapped power.\u003cbr data-start=\"574\" data-end=\"577\"\u003eThe Tower… well, that one everyone keeps an eye on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"703\"\u003eBut none of these forces—ancient, mystical, or cosmic—dare interrupt him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"777\"\u003eBecause beneath the floating cards and glowing aura sits a simple truth:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"779\" data-end=\"808\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"779\" data-end=\"808\"\u003eHe hasn’t had his coffee.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"1050\"\u003eLegend says that if disturbed during this sacred pre-coffee meditation, the balance of the universe may… temporarily collapse. Fortunes reverse. Milk curdles instantly. Wi-Fi signals vanish. And somewhere, somehow… your day just goes wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1052\" data-end=\"1124\"\u003eSo the Candle Friends long ago made a rule, etched into the lore itself:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1126\" data-end=\"1147\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1126\" data-end=\"1147\"\u003e“Do not disturb.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1149\" data-end=\"1207\"\u003eNot because he’s meditating…\u003cbr data-start=\"1177\" data-end=\"1180\"\u003eNot because of the tarot…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1209\" data-end=\"1252\"\u003e…but because until that first sip is taken…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1280\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1277\"\u003eeven destiny waits.\u003c\/strong\u003e ☕✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA witchy kiss-cut sticker showing a meditative black cat perched on an amethyst cluster, ringed by bioluminescent mushrooms and crescent-moon glyphs. The banner reads a tongue-in-cheek, sleepy affirmation that pairs sarcastic chaos-energy with cozy occult motifs—a compact piece of identity merch for fans of goblincore and cottagecore-adjacent aesthetics. Dark neutrals with jewel-tone purples and iridescent highlights make this a subtle, mystical accent for laptops, journals, and other smooth surfaces. Product features - Glossy paper finish: Scratch-resistant surface - Vinyl surface with permanent acrylic adhesive backside - Printed with eco-solvent inks for vibrant colors - PNG format required for kiss-cut stickers - Choose between 4 sizes with a glossy finish Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":47732542701786,"sku":"26498664408831468977","price":2.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":47732542734554,"sku":"29049296303044474623","price":2.67,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":47732542767322,"sku":"22567342839187655843","price":3.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":47732542800090,"sku":"16427374813655975073","price":3.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0797\/1867\/8746\/files\/15157647828210530551_1200.jpg?v=1776720579","url":"https:\/\/fun-gamer-dog-tag-bank-card-stickers.myshopify.com\/products\/do-not-disturb-kiss-cut-sticker-witchy-goblincore-celestial-vibes","provider":"Dog Tag Stickers\/acandlestore.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}