Mission Patch Cosmic Explorer Hoodie | space, astronaut, mission patch

Mission Patch Cosmic Explorer Hoodie | space, astronaut, mission patch

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Mission Patch Cosmic Explorer Hoodie | space, astronaut, mission patch

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Welcome to the Ass Destroyed Rectal Space Club: — where space missions meet bathroom battles and explore the unknown, only the strongest survive.

You didn’t just go in there…
you set sail into dangerous, uncharted territory.

🏴☠️ You entered confident
💥 You faced unexpected resistance
☠️ You barely made it back alive

Now you wear the patch like a true survivor.

Featuring a bold mission-style space emblem, this Hoodie marks you as a certified member of the club—someone who’s been through it and lived to tell the tale.

Perfect for:

  • Survivors of catastrophic bathroom missions
  • Certified butt pirates of the porcelain seas
  • Late-night risk-takers who paid the price
  • Butt pirates that explore the unknown territory

Because in life… and in the bathroom and bedroom...
some adventures push boundaries.

Ass Destroyed. Mission Complete. Crew Approved. 🚀🏴☠️


Mission-patch hoodie with a compact cosmic emblem: a circular, navy-blue patch-style graphic shows a stylized rocket trajectory arcing past a textured planet and scattered stars, evoking deep-space exploration and mission coding without referencing any franchise. The artwork reads as clean, science-forward insignia—muted cosmos blues with high-contrast white and warm orange accents—sized for chest placement so it reads as a subtle insider nod for readers, film fans, and STEM-curious wearers. Wear it as a layer while studying launch windows, attending book-club watch parties, or meeting other space-enthusiast communities to signal curiosity and practical wonder. Audience and use: For sci-fi readers, science students, and casual space-club members who favor mission-patch aesthetics and tech-minded styling; suitable for everyday wear, campus life, and community meetups. Product features - 50% cotton / 50% polyester fabric (medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd²) - Knitted without side seams (tubular knit) - Drawstring hood with color-matched woven cord - Kangaroo pouch pocket - DTF sleeve and wrist prints; DTG prints for main artwork Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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