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Mission Complete. Crew Approved.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🚀🏴☠️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInsider-style mission patch sweatshirt that channels hard-sci-fi fandom with a deep-space crest and clean sans-serif mission ring. The embroidered patch motif reads as a mission-coded emblem—asteroid, propulsion flare, and orbit lines in a high-contrast cosmos palette—so it reads as a subtle badge of science-curiosity and club membership rather than a pop-culture quote. The medium-heavy cotton-poly blend and tubular knit keep the crew warm and low-bulk for reading sessions, late-night stargazing, or everyday wear among fellow space enthusiasts. Product features - Embroidery available on left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists - Made in Nicaragua - Adult sizes only - Gildan 18000 — 8.0 oz\/yd², 50\/50 cotton-poly blend with tubular knit (no side seams) - DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG for other prints Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Nicaragua, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare 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