{"product_id":"rectal-space-club-mission-patch-blanket-space-astronaut-mission-patch","title":"Rectal Space Club Mission Patch Blanket | space, astronaut, mission patch","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"0579169b-a519-49d3-806a-ee9a530e787e\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"67\" data-end=\"214\"\u003eWelcome to the \u003cstrong data-start=\"82\" data-end=\"137\"\u003eAss Destroyed Rectal Space Club:\u003c\/strong\u003e — where space missions meet bathroom battles and explore the unknown, only the strongest survive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"216\" data-end=\"297\"\u003eYou didn’t just go in there…\u003cbr data-start=\"244\" data-end=\"247\"\u003eyou \u003cstrong data-start=\"251\" data-end=\"297\"\u003eset sail into dangerous, uncharted territory.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"299\" data-end=\"400\"\u003e🏴☠️ You entered confident\u003cbr data-start=\"326\" data-end=\"329\"\u003e💥 You faced unexpected resistance\u003cbr data-start=\"363\" data-end=\"366\"\u003e☠️ You barely made it back alive\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"402\" data-end=\"446\"\u003eNow you wear the patch like a true survivor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"448\" data-end=\"605\"\u003eFeaturing a bold mission-style space emblem, this blanket marks you as a certified member of the club—someone who’s been through it and lived to tell the tale.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"607\" data-end=\"619\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"620\" data-end=\"816\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"620\" data-end=\"667\"\u003eSurvivors of catastrophic bathroom missions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"668\" data-end=\"716\"\u003eCertified butt pirates of the porcelain seas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"717\" data-end=\"762\"\u003eLate-night risk-takers who paid the price\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"763\" data-end=\"816\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"765\" data-end=\"816\"\u003eButt pirates that explore the unknown territory\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"818\" data-end=\"890\"\u003eBecause in life… and in the bathroom and bedroom...\u003cbr data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"858\"\u003esome adventures push boundaries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"892\" data-end=\"951\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"892\" data-end=\"943\"\u003eAss Destroyed. Mission Complete. Crew Approved.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🚀🏴☠️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDeep-cosmos mission patch artwork printed on a plush velveteen blanket—a compact, science-forward emblem with asteroid, rocket, and orbital-line motifs in navy, orange, and white. The design reads as a tongue-in-cheek club emblem for space fans, using mission-style layout and clean sans-serif cues that align with hard-sci-fi and science-nerd aesthetics. Lightweight enough for reading sessions, movie nights, or study marathons, it signals insider curiosity without quoting any source material. Product features - 100% polyester or 83% polyester, 17% spandex options - Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color - Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz\/yd², 300 g\/m²) with extra soft velveteen feel - Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability - Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde requirements Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not iron - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not bleach - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":47713957019866,"sku":"72624518302602496501","price":18.91,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":47713957052634,"sku":"23046788639627246609","price":33.01,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":47713957085402,"sku":"23699373053893721812","price":45.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0797\/1867\/8746\/files\/11406637592663616432_2048.jpg?v=1776725092","url":"https:\/\/fun-gamer-dog-tag-bank-card-stickers.myshopify.com\/products\/rectal-space-club-mission-patch-blanket-space-astronaut-mission-patch","provider":"Dog Tag Stickers\/acandlestore.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}