{"product_id":"truckloads-boxer-briefs-truckloads-free-delivery-all-over-print-mens-underwear","title":"Truckloads Boxer Briefs — 'Truckloads Free Delivery' All-Over Print Men's Underwear","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"341\" data-start=\"209\"\u003eThey say somewhere on the backroads, past the last gas station and one very confused cow, there’s a delivery route unlike any other.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"434\" data-start=\"343\"\u003eBig white box truck.\u003cbr data-end=\"366\" data-start=\"363\"\u003eDripping. Constantly.\u003cbr data-end=\"390\" data-start=\"387\"\u003eWay more than any dairy route could explain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"520\" data-start=\"436\"\u003eOn the side in bold, gooey letters:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"485\" data-start=\"472\"\u003eBICRACKEZ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"488\" data-start=\"485\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"520\" data-start=\"488\"\u003e“Truckloads. Free Delivery.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"525\" data-start=\"522\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"559\" data-start=\"527\"\u003eNo one ever saw what was inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"581\" data-start=\"561\"\u003eThey didn’t have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"658\" data-start=\"583\"\u003eThe driver never explained.\u003cbr data-end=\"613\" data-start=\"610\"\u003eNever advertised.\u003cbr data-end=\"633\" data-start=\"630\"\u003eNever answered questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"722\" data-start=\"660\"\u003eHe’d just pull up… make the drop… and roll off into the night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"727\" data-start=\"724\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"768\" data-start=\"729\"\u003eAt first, people joked:\u003cbr\u003e“Must be milk.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"808\" data-start=\"770\"\u003eThen someone said:\u003cbr\u003e“…that ain’t milk.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"881\" data-start=\"810\"\u003eThen someone else said:\u003cbr\u003e“…yeah, we all thinking the same thing, right?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"886\" data-start=\"883\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"915\" data-start=\"888\"\u003eAnd that’s when it clicked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"966\" data-start=\"917\"\u003eNo flyers.\u003cbr data-end=\"930\" data-start=\"927\"\u003eNo website.\u003cbr data-end=\"944\" data-start=\"941\"\u003eNo explanation needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"984\" data-start=\"968\"\u003eBecause somehow…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1011\" data-start=\"986\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1011\" data-start=\"986\"\u003eeverybody understood.  That was definitely not milk.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese boxer briefs channel the honest, road-worn spirit of long-haul drivers and anyone who respects a hard day’s work. Soft, lightweight polyester stretches with you, while a smooth, elastic waistband stays in place without pinching. The all-over print shows a repeating delivery truck motif with a bold front-panel illustration reading “Truckloads — Free Delivery,” a playful nod to life on the highway. Wear them beneath work clothes or lounge around after a shift — they sit low and comfortable, moving with you through every stop and start.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight 100% polyester with soft two-sided fleece finish\u003cbr\u003e- Elastic, soft waistband for secure comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant all-over sublimation print that resists fading\u003cbr\u003e- Regular fit with stretch for easy movement\u003cbr\u003e- Printed care label and extra-light 3.8 oz\/yd² fabric\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Dry flat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black stitching","offer_id":47765842985178,"sku":"35853496740687969319","price":38.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black stitching","offer_id":47765843017946,"sku":"60353497514888398751","price":38.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black stitching","offer_id":47765843050714,"sku":"12187162684917294974","price":38.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black stitching","offer_id":47765843083482,"sku":"48680851739439868360","price":38.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black stitching","offer_id":47765843116250,"sku":"20723384662681933541","price":38.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black stitching","offer_id":47765843149018,"sku":"29378510919686057966","price":38.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black stitching","offer_id":47765843181786,"sku":"22818939616980432955","price":38.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0797\/1867\/8746\/files\/12470270454279755898_2048.jpg?v=1776701154","url":"https:\/\/fun-gamer-dog-tag-bank-card-stickers.myshopify.com\/products\/truckloads-boxer-briefs-truckloads-free-delivery-all-over-print-mens-underwear","provider":"Dog Tag Stickers\/acandlestore.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}