I knocked on a customer’s door, expecting a routine service call. The moment she opened it, a Chihuahua came flying out full speed—straight for my ankle. That little dog latched onto my boot like it was its life’s mission, actually drawing blood.

I looked at her and said, “Ma’am… your dog is hanging off my boot.”

She smiled and calmly replied, “Yeah… he does that.”

At that point I’m thinking, if he does that, why would you open the door?

Eventually, I made it inside to fix the cable behind the TV. Everything seemed fine… until I heard a low growl. I turned—and there it was. A full-grown Doberman Pinscher, teeth out, staring me down. We were at a complete standoff. I couldn’t move. He had me dead to rights.

All I could manage to say was,
“Ma-ma-ma-ma’am… can you please call your dog?”

Thankfully, she did.

After finishing the job, I headed for the door, ready to leave. I handed her a pen so she could sign the paperwork. A moment later, she came back holding a greasy chicken wing, breastfeeding her baby, and tried to hand me the pen back.

At that point, I was done.

I just looked at her and said:
“Keep the pen.”

This soft, lightweight tee carries a wink of nostalgia and comic-book attitude. The front chest shows a small pop-art logo while the back unfolds into a full-color comic strip — bright panels, bold speech bubbles, and tongue-in-cheek humor that reads like a mini-story as you move. The fabric drapes easily and breathes well, making it comfortable for long days out or relaxed hangouts. Wear it when you want your outfit to start conversations: it’s casual, playful, and made to feel lived-in from the first wear.

Product features
- Soft 60/40 combed ring-spun cotton/poly blend with a subtle luxe hand.
- Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz/yd²) for breathable, all-day comfort.
- Classic fit with 1x1 ribbed collar that retains shape.
- Self fabric shoulder tape and tear-away label for clean lines and comfort.
- DTF inner neck labels; prints produced using DTG/DTF for vivid graphics.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean