Cosmic Mission Patch Canvas | Space, Rocket, Astronaut, Deep Space

Cosmic Mission Patch Canvas | Space, Rocket, Astronaut, Deep Space

10" x 8" (Horizontal) / 1.25"
$18.40
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Cosmic Mission Patch Canvas | Space, Rocket, Astronaut, Deep Space

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Welcome to the Ass Destroyed Rectal Space Club: — where space missions meet bathroom battles and explore the unknown, only the strongest survive.

You didn’t just go in there…
you set sail into dangerous, uncharted territory.

🏴☠️ You entered confident
💥 You faced unexpected resistance
☠️ You barely made it back alive

Now you wear the patch like a true survivor.

Featuring a bold mission-style space emblem, this Canvas marks you as a certified member of the club—someone who’s been through it and lived to tell the tale.

Perfect for:

  • Survivors of catastrophic bathroom missions
  • Certified butt pirates of the porcelain seas
  • Late-night risk-takers who paid the price
  • Butt pirates that explore the unknown territory

Because in life… and in the bathroom and bedroom...
some adventures push boundaries.

Ass Destroyed. Mission Complete. Crew Approved. 🚀🏴☠️


Retro mission-patch canvas featuring a bold asteroid collision, orbit lines, and minimalist planet icons—rendered in deep cosmic blues with high-contrast orange accents. The artwork reads like a mission insignia for science-minded space fans, using clean sans-serif nods to mission coding and insider status without referencing any specific franchise. Hung stretched on a matte canvas, it brings a curious, problem-solving vibe to a study, reading nook, or club space. Product features - Unique coating with UL-certified Greenguard Gold inks - Printed with non-toxic latex inks - Stretched on pine inner frame from FSC-certified renewable forests - Soft rubber dots on back to keep canvas in place when hung - Available in multiple orientations and 60 size options Care instructions - If the canvas does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, damp cloth.

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