Mission Patch Cosmic Rocket Crewneck, space astronaut, mission patch, hard sci-fi

Mission Patch Cosmic Rocket Crewneck, space astronaut, mission patch, hard sci-fi

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Welcome to the Ass Destroyed Rectal Space Club: — where space missions meet bathroom battles and explore the unknown, only the strongest survive.

You didn’t just go in there…
you set sail into dangerous, uncharted territory.

🏴☠️ You entered confident
💥 You faced unexpected resistance
☠️ You barely made it back alive

Now you wear the patch like a true survivor.

Featuring a bold mission-style space emblem, this Crewneck marks you as a certified member of the club—someone who’s been through it and lived to tell the tale.

Perfect for:

  • Survivors of catastrophic bathroom missions
  • Certified butt pirates of the porcelain seas
  • Late-night risk-takers who paid the price
  • Butt pirates that explore the unknown territory

Because in life… and in the bathroom and bedroom...
some adventures push boundaries.

Ass Destroyed. Mission Complete. Crew Approved. 🚀🏴☠️


Insider-style mission patch sweatshirt that channels hard-sci-fi fandom with a deep-space crest and clean sans-serif mission ring. The embroidered patch motif reads as a mission-coded emblem—asteroid, propulsion flare, and orbit lines in a high-contrast cosmos palette—so it reads as a subtle badge of science-curiosity and club membership rather than a pop-culture quote. The medium-heavy cotton-poly blend and tubular knit keep the crew warm and low-bulk for reading sessions, late-night stargazing, or everyday wear among fellow space enthusiasts. Product features - Embroidery available on left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists - Made in Nicaragua - Adult sizes only - Gildan 18000 — 8.0 oz/yd², 50/50 cotton-poly blend with tubular knit (no side seams) - DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG for other prints Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean -

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean

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