Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch

Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch

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Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
  • Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch
Mission Patch Rocket Tee | space, astronaut, cosmic mission patch

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Welcome to the Ass Destroyed Rectal Space Club: — where space missions meet bathroom battles and explore the unknown, only the strongest survive.

You didn’t just go in there…
you set sail into dangerous, uncharted territory.

🏴☠️ You entered confident
💥 You faced unexpected resistance
☠️ You barely made it back alive

Now you wear the patch like a true survivor.

Featuring a bold mission-style space emblem, this shirt marks you as a certified member of the club—someone who’s been through it and lived to tell the tale.

Perfect for:

  • Survivors of catastrophic bathroom missions
  • Certified butt pirates of the porcelain seas
  • Late-night risk-takers who paid the price
  • Butt pirates that explore the unknown territory

Because in life… and in the bathroom and bedroom...
some adventures push boundaries.

Ass Destroyed. Mission Complete. Crew Approved. 🚀🏴☠️


Mission-patch style tee that channels hard-sci-fi energy with a bold, emblematic graphic: a damaged asteroid and orbiting debris rendered in deep cosmos blues and high-contrast accent oranges. The circular, mission-patch layout and clean sans-serif badge cues convey insider status to space and science fans without referencing specific franchises. Wear it as a casual statement for meetups, readings, lab days, or movie nights to signal curiosity and a love of mission-minded storytelling. Product features - 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²) - With side seams for improved shape retention - Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape for stability - Tear-away label; age restriction: adults - Shelf: REACH certified; country of origin: blank product sourced from Honduras Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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