Rectal Space Club Mission Patch Blanket | space, astronaut, mission patch

Rectal Space Club Mission Patch Blanket | space, astronaut, mission patch

30" × 40"
$18.91
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Rectal Space Club Mission Patch Blanket | space, astronaut, mission patch

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Welcome to the Ass Destroyed Rectal Space Club: — where space missions meet bathroom battles and explore the unknown, only the strongest survive.

You didn’t just go in there…
you set sail into dangerous, uncharted territory.

🏴☠️ You entered confident
💥 You faced unexpected resistance
☠️ You barely made it back alive

Now you wear the patch like a true survivor.

Featuring a bold mission-style space emblem, this blanket marks you as a certified member of the club—someone who’s been through it and lived to tell the tale.

Perfect for:

  • Survivors of catastrophic bathroom missions
  • Certified butt pirates of the porcelain seas
  • Late-night risk-takers who paid the price
  • Butt pirates that explore the unknown territory

Because in life… and in the bathroom and bedroom...
some adventures push boundaries.

Ass Destroyed. Mission Complete. Crew Approved. 🚀🏴☠️


Deep-cosmos mission patch artwork printed on a plush velveteen blanket—a compact, science-forward emblem with asteroid, rocket, and orbital-line motifs in navy, orange, and white. The design reads as a tongue-in-cheek club emblem for space fans, using mission-style layout and clean sans-serif cues that align with hard-sci-fi and science-nerd aesthetics. Lightweight enough for reading sessions, movie nights, or study marathons, it signals insider curiosity without quoting any source material. Product features - 100% polyester or 83% polyester, 17% spandex options - Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color - Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd², 300 g/m²) with extra soft velveteen feel - Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability - Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde requirements Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not iron - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not bleach - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product

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