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Bring a wry, dark-humored touch to nights in with this hand-poured soy candle. The scene on the glass—an armored figure checking a toilet with the caption “I’ll let you know when it’s clear.”—sets a tongue-in-cheek tone that resonates in man caves, barracks-style rooms, or anyone’s shelf who enjoys military-inspired, irreverent art. The candle fills the room with one of three calming scents (Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, or Sea Breeze) while the reusable glass vessel doubles as a keepsake jar once the wax is gone. Burn time is long, the wick is clean, and the packaging arrives ready to gift in a sleek gray paper box.
Product features
- All-natural hand-poured soy wax (USA-farmed)
- Available in three scents: Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, Sea Breeze
- Reusable 3" x 5" glass vessel with permanent adhesive label
- 100% cotton eco-wick for clean burn; 70–80 hour average burn time
- Eco-friendly, non-toxic formula; packaged in a gray gift box
Care instructions
- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.