Soy Candle — "If You Shake It More Than Twice" Scented 9oz Jar

Soy Candle — "If You Shake It More Than Twice" Scented 9oz Jar

Clean Cotton / 9oz
$20.45
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Soy Candle — "If You Shake It More Than Twice" Scented 9oz Jar

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In the quiet corners of the Candle Realm, two little reminders were created—not just to bring a smile, but to bring a sense of harmony to everyday life.

The first candle gently whispers,
“Don’t forget to jiggle the handle.”
A simple nudge. A moment of mindfulness. A reminder that the smallest habits can make the biggest difference.

The second candle, with a playful tone, adds,
“If you shake it more than twice, you are playing with it.”
A bit of humor. A touch of personality. A reminder not to overdo what’s already been done.

On their own, each candle stands strong—clean, elegant, and full of character.
But together… they become something more.

Side by side, they create a perfectly balanced set—one practical, one playful—bringing both function and fun into your space. Whether placed in a bathroom or used as a lighthearted décor piece, they work in harmony to create a stylish and memorable atmosphere.

In Candle Realm tradition, it’s said:
“A single flame brings light… but two flames tell a story.”

And these two?
They tell a story you won’t forget.

“Don’t rush the finish line… a proper shake saves the day.”

Funny Story:
In the land of Porcelain Plains, the ancient rule was simple—respect the drip.

Legend tells of a man named Greg (yes, that Greg again), who once believed he could outsmart the inevitable. “I’m efficient,” he’d say, zipping up and walking away like a champion.

But the Porcelain Gods are patient… and unforgiving.

One day, mid-stride, Greg felt the dreaded aftershock.
That one final drop. The betrayal. The moment every man understands but no one speaks about.

From that day forward, Greg became a teacher of wisdom. He’d nod seriously and say:

“Don’t forget to jiggle the handle…
but remember—if you shake it more than twice, you’re just playing with it.”

The message spread far and wide, saving countless souls (and underwear) from unnecessary tragedy.

Moral of the story:
Take the extra second. Respect the process. Know when the job is done.

Warm light, thoughtful scent, and a clean glass jar that becomes part of your room. This 9 oz soy candle is hand-poured with a natural cotton wick and a slow-burning soy blend that fills small spaces with layered fragrance — from crisp apple and spiced cinnamon to oceanic salt and quiet lavender. The glossy label and reusable glass vessel lend a simple, lived-in elegance: burn it down, wash it, and let the jar hold pens, makeup brushes, or a small planter. Burns for roughly 50–60 hours and is made in the USA from globally sourced parts, so you get a clean burn without synthetic nasties.

Product features
- Vegan, non-toxic formula — no parabens, phthalates, lead, plastics, or synthetic dyes
- Reusable glass vessel; clean and repurpose after burning
- 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick; ASTM safety compliant
- Approximately 50–60 hours burn time; glossy permanent adhesive label
- Choose from 12 scents (including Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage + Lavender, Unscented)

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

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